We've Solved The Climate Crisis!

And it will cost less than £50pp!

Yes, we've been thinking long and hard and we've been consulting with the boffins, including Martin, and together we have a solution...

The bottom line is and always has been that we waste so much energy. Why heat a whole house when you can only use one room... But wait... Why heat a room when you can heat... yourself...

Heated underwear is available at less than £50, with a re-chargable battery to boot! Just look at how hot the models groin is! We are sure that these totally work.

So, here is the plan. We bin the boilers and ask you to not heat your houses, but, instead, you get, once a year, a set of heated underwear. You heat the space around you and not the space that is nowhere near you. This will result in mega savings of electrobubbles and you will be warmer than ever.

We see no downside and have written to the UK Gov to have this discussed in cabinet with a view to have this heating revolution adopted as urgent policy.

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